Losing your religion

One of us was indoctrinated with Catholicism, the other with Disney. Consequently, our conversations often sound something like this:

Me: "When I was in the first grade, Sister Ursula rapped my hands with a ruler for wearing my coat in class."

Sherry: "Ursula is always mean.”

Me: “How so?”

Sherry: “Well, she stole Ariel’s voice in The Little Mermaid."

Here’s another:

Me: "So, you know who Lucifer was, right?"

Sherry: "You mean that cat in Cinderella?”



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